So many movies to watch and somehow weekends pass without watching them.
This Saturday planned to watch one post lunch as a plan of going out got cancelled.
After lunch, I realised parents might want to nap.
I asked them whether they have any plans of sleeping. If so, we can watch movie in the evening.
Mom and dad both denied vehemently. Dad even said even if we feel sleepy, movie will ensure we don’t.
It’s half an hour since the movie started and dad is fast asleep. Total ROFL moment!
We all remember this scene from Tom & Jerry, don’t we?
Tom & Jerry taught us Mouse is scared of cats and cats are in turn scared of dogs.
In real life though, I have seen cats being scared by mighty rats and dogs being scared by mighty cats.
One may think it is not about the species though. It could be because of the size. After all, might is right, they say.
One scene I witnessed recently made me think about the whole situation though.
I was passing by a market & saw that a pile of meat waste and severed chicken head were lying on the road.
A cat was lapping it up hungrily. Natural, isn’t it?
But what I saw next blew my mind!
A dog was waiting behind the cat as if waiting for her to finish the meal so that he can gorge on the leftovers.
Isn’t it an example of perfect camaraderie?
I would have clicked their pic but it would have disturbed the whole scene.
The memory of that scene would be forever etched in my mind though!
Do share if you have witnessed any such incidents 🙂
Are you depressed because people are fat shaming you?
Do you go & indulge into an ice cream sundae when you don’t get a dress you like in your size?
Do you think only in dreams you can get that hottie you see everyday to like you?
Do you think Fat is Ugly?
Then this post is for you.
Let me break the myth for you in the first line. Fat is not ugly. Fat is Fabulous. Here’s why:
❤ Fun: Have you noticed how people start smirking, making jokes on you & calling you funny names? If it weren’t for fat people, where would they get their daily dose of humour? Laughter is supposed to be world’s best medicine & hence you are one of the best doctors!
❤ Service to Mankind: Most people in the world love to give advices. And Fat people are the ones who are easy audience. Everyone knows weight loss tips & they know fat people would listen to them in a hope of finding a miracle. You give chance to people to do what they love the most! Isn’t it a great service to humankind?
❤ Reduce Competition: Fat people are obviously not attractive & hence less no chance of getting opposite sex’s attention & hence less competition for thin people to get someone they desire! Also, aunties of the family know no one would marry the fat kid of the family & they would get more time to make matches for the deserving ones!
❤ Friends of Doctors: Fat people are the ones who would get all types of lifestyle diseases. High cholesterol, Diabetes, Heart troubles, Joint pains & what not. Also lazy as they are, they would try lots of shortcuts to lose weight. Guess who gets lots of business? 🙂
❤ Livelihood: Food business & Fuel Industry depends largely on fat people. Since Fat people consume 10 times of food what normal people eat & also since they can’t walk & have to rely on auto & cabs, they fuel livelihood of people in this industry! Who’s the boss now? 😉
❤ Dieting inducers: Since fat people consume so much food, so little is left for others. They might not be great at losing weight, but they surely help other people diet & keep their weight in check. (y)
❤ Clothes: Being XXXL in size, they also fuel the economy of textile manufacturers as they would need huge volume of fabric to cover their massive body!
Are you still reading? Do you still need to know why Fat is Fab? Look into the mirror, think of these points, smile & face the world with confidence! 🙂 🙂 🙂
Why this test match-u test match-u test match-u di??
5 days waste-u waste-u..
20-20 nice-u..
This song is for cheerleaders-u..
We don’t have choice-u..
This was my feeble attempt to make a parody of Kolaveri Di, which was a rage in 2011. This was inspired by a Ranji match I witnessed in none other than the Eden Gardens stadium, Kolkata. 🙂
What’s a Gutargooo?
Ans.: License to ask stupid questions with serious intensity to terrify twelebs & gain fame.
Example 1:
Guturgoo: Do you think your incapability of tweeting something on your own makes you harass a psycho-analyst?
Bhokali: Yes I do, because I don’t know what to do. :B
Guturgoo: Don’t you think a tweet from someone whose follower count doesn’t justify his no of tweets is harassment?
Bhokali: offo next koschan, next koschan!!! 😐
Guturgoo: What makes you so scared of questions? Is the root reason your failure to cope with exams?
Bhokali: Eh bien! No it is because my toothpaste doesn’t contain salt. 🙁
Guturgoo: Why do you need salt in toothpaste? Do you worship Asuras? Are you south indian?
Bhokali: I worship , chhaddo ji, sharm aawe hain naam lene mein :”>
Guturgoo: Why are you afraid of speaking the truth? Did someone tell you Harry Potter is a myth?
Bhokali: HARRY POTTER IS NOT A MYTH YOU MUGGLE! :'< (Guturgoo has found his weakness)
Guturgoo: Don’t you think you should introspect & analyse why you are delusional?
Bhokali: Nayh, kaun kare itna kaam! 😛
Guturgoo: Do you think being lazy will make you invisible from society?
Bhokali: No, on the contrary, it will make me phamuss in the society! B-)
Guturgoo: Is your ambition to be famous in society a revenge of neglect you faced in childhood?
Bhokali: On the contrary, I was paid a lot of attention during my childhood, which makes me keep expecting the same now too! 😀
Guturgoo: Are you desperately trying to thwart every coherent attempt that unmasks the darkness of your childhood you don’t want anyone to know?
*Bhokali faints*
Example 2:
Guturgoo: Do you think that if you act cute you will be accepted by society?
Bhokali: Why, was that not the social protocol of acceptance ? 😐
Guturgoo: Don’t you think you are delusional?
Bhokali: No I am not :3
Guturgoo: Don’t you think that by saying that you have proved you are delusional?
Bhokali: Being delusional and accepting the fact are two different things. I don’t accept I am delusional. Movies nhi dekhti kya :3
Guturgoo: Another proof that you are delusional. Do you know how many movies are funded by Islam Mafia?
Bhokali: No I don’t know , you tell me na? :’9
Guturgoo: Do you use weird smileys because they resemble your face?
Bhokali: You answer my koschan first. :B
Guturgoo: Your improper use of English reflects that your parents didn’t like you and so didn’t send you to school.
*Bhokali eating Roshogulla to calm himself*
And one more bites the dust! She gets a Sikka from her purse & puts it in the piggy bank & laughs wildly!!!
